Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true ?
Who came third in World War Two ?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue ?
These things I think about,
When I'm out,
With you
What are the holes in biros for ?
Which one's which in the Corrs ?
Did Geoff Hurst really score ?
Coz frankly you're a bore,
And im not,
And if it's leaving season,
Your second on the bill,
If you won't leave me baby,
I'll find someone who will,
I tried love, I'm sorry,
I tried l-love,
Does God ever get it wrong ?
Where has Gary Barlow gone ?
Why is Christmas day so long ?
It just goes on and on ,
And on,
Like you,
And if it's leaving season,
You're second on the bill,
If you won't leave me baby,
I'll find someone who will,
I tried love, I'm sorry,
I tried l-love,
Doo doo doo doo doo do doo dooo doo
I tried love, I'm sorry,
I tried love,
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve ?
D'ya think Adam fancied Eve ?
What if Eve could not conceive,
And he had to breed with Steve,
We'd all be Gay !
Hidden me ?
Bon, j'arrête aussi là, hein.